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Here’s what to say if someone says to “your mom”:
Your mom jokes are so old; almost as old as your mom.
My mom is dead. (To make them feel like a horrible person.)
Hey! Let’s keep the moms out of this… Cause I just got off yours.
Well, at least I have a mom.
OK, at least I don’t have two moms.
Is that why there was a micro condom wrapper in the trash?
She was always drawn to guys with small d*cks.
Oh come on, how old are you?
It’s scary to think that you were the quickest sperm. Just imagine the others…
I have nothing bad to say about your mother. Cows are considered sacred in my culture.
The thing about “your mom” jokes is that they’re all old and overly used… like your mom.
Wow, you’re even dumber than you look.
How long did it take you to come up with that one?
It’s pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure it out.
Your mom is so stupid that she studied for her blood test.
If you can call one inch, f*cking, be my guest.
Which one?
I had no idea you liked 70-year-old fat women. Congratulations.
It’s scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote.
I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my as*.
HAHAHA, enjoy your AIDS!
You keep my mother out of this, and I’ll keep this (pointing to your own penis) out of your mom’s mouth.
At least my dad didn’t leave her.
No matter how you choose to respond, remember that “your mom” jokes are usually not meant to be taken seriously.